Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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