I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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