if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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