when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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