he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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