Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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