What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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