I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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