So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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