I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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