lets start a swedish sibling band together
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
