i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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I need you to use more vowels.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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