The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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