Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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