Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So squirting runs in the family.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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