After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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