then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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