But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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