I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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