i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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