This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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