I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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