i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
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he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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