I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My feet surprised me
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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