hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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