Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
How naked do you want me to be?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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