Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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