I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
why is half of my head shaved?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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