it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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