Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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