so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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