my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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