Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
