Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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