I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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