And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
