physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
soo... how was my night?
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