After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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