Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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