just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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