first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.