i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
