On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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