Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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