would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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