Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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