That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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