I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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