Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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