There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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