if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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