I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
