i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
