So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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