i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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