they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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